The pictures that follow detail happens when you mix fire, furniture, garbage, dumbasses and too much time. I really have to hand it to all the rest of the House of Boring residents for being the most easygoing dudes I've ever lived with. First I leave pools of blood all over the house, then I nearly burn the place down, and still not kicked out. HOB, I'll miss you.

Oh and the last picture is Eloise, the office cat, who refuses to sleep in any kind of kitty bed but instead lives in my inbox.